Friday, October 21, 2011

Points to Ponder

Life has been conspiring lately to prevent me from posting much.  I could take the advice of friends, and stop posting novels, trading length for frequency (hey now!), but when you get on a roll, it can be tough to shut up.  Work and school, always distracting from the important things in life.  In perhaps the best month on the sports calendar, I've posted the least, and that's unnaceptable.

Full slates off football and hockey, with the World Series to boot, anticipation of weekends like this is what sustains me through those long boring months known as summer.  Although being stuck in a library will rob me of the opportunity to catch Nebraska's annihilation of the Gophers in person, the rest of the weekend has been kept wide open for sports viewing, it's time to rube it up.

So, what's happening around town?
  • Following last week's lament about my struggles picking football games, my sister, Rainwoman, promptly turned in a 5-8 week and allowed me to cut the deficit by 3 games.  Trend or mirage?  Fluke or example of regression to the mean?  Is she hearing the footsteps?  Is the pressure getting to her?  I'd like to think so!  Just had to bring it up, fan the flames of indecision a bit.  (Are you sure that's the right pick?  Positive?  I wouldn't do that if I were you!)  Psychological warfare at it's finest, pulling out all the stops

  • I didn't write anything previewing the Wild this season, but like everyone else, I'm predicting them to be on the playoff bubble, hopefully creeping in.  Failure to do so would mean the earliest chance Minnesota has to snap it's pro sports playoff drought would be the end of the next Twins season in October 2012.  Two full years is a long f'n time to go without a playoff game when you have 4 pro teams.  Unfortunately, the local squad hasn't exactly been taking the NHL by storm early in the season.  Last night a goal with one second remaining was the only thing that prevented them from being shutout in Edmonton for the first time in 11 years.  Getting new players to mesh takes time, but as we've figured out the past couple of years, slow starts can spell doom.

  • According to many people around town, Gopher hockey is back, following a sweep of Duluth last weekend.  I was on a roadtrip to my personal Mecca, Ralph Englestad Arena, so didn't see much of the games.  It certainly looked impressive, and you can't blame their fans for being fired up; when you're starving, even a package of Saltines can pass for a gourmet meal.  But can we keep it in check for the month of October?  Believe me, you'll have plenty of time between the Gophers sweeping the Sioux in November and the Sioux sweeping the Gophers in January to razz me all you want, let's not go too overboard on one series.  But I am happy for you...sort of.

  • This town has doled out so much recent misery, it's once again time to ask our favorite question "Where is rock bottom?"  Will it be here soon?  Is it not going to arrive until the aforementioned two-year playoff drought comes to fruition?  After that?  About the only thing I can guarantee is that it is not today, because things are about to get a whole lot more ugly and embarrassing.  Stretching hundreds of miles to both the south and east are convoys of opposing football fans poised to descend on our fair city.  I'm calling it Football-O-Caust 2011 (had to add the year, due to the fact this may be an annual occurrence).  One horde will be clad in red, the other in green 'n gold, both will be making a mockery of their opponent.  Nebraska and Green Bay, welcome to town, bring money.  The Mall of America is stocked up with designer overalls, bars across town have laid in a supply of PBR, we're ready to roll.  Please take pity on our pathetic football teams, and if you see a glassy-eyed local with a look of despair, try not to pile on.

So we're in for another weekend as a punching bag, but fear not, Minnesota fans, for we will have the last laugh.  With half the freeways in town closed this weekend (including I-35, Lincolnites) it will be a damn miracle if any of these people can even make it to the stadiums!

O/U on combined opposing team points: 90
Combined spread: 60 1/2
Giving a Cornhusker bad directions that land him in Hudson: Priceless

Enjoy the weekend.

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